2. Have a meltdown.
3. Seriously, who can afford over $600 of essential medicine per month?
4. Curse the health care system and your insanely expensive health insurance that doesn’t cover any meds.
5. Suck it up and get ready to shell out a small fortune each month to keeps kids breathing and husband’s heart ticking.
6. Hear from a friend that meds in Canada are way cheaper than in the States and that you can 100% legally purchase them online.
7. Seriously, they even ask for a prescription and everything.
8. Pooh pooh the friend and vow that you’ll never do something that seems as shady as that. Ever.
9. Hand another $600 to the ridiculously friendly Target pharmacists.
10. Wonder why they know your name.
11. Get home and realize why. Swear up and down that you’re done, done, done spending this kind of money on medicine.
12. Stay up all night with a child struggling to breathe despite her expensive meds. Realize that you can’t stop buying asthma medication, ever. Without the meds those nights would happen every other day. They’re bad enough once every couple weeks.
13. Venture onto the Internet to do a bit of research.
14. Pick jaw up off the floor and holler for husband to come see.
15. No, it has nothing to do with the prices for a weekend at Disney. You’ve just discovered that in Canada you can buy the asthma meds for less than 2/3rds the price.
16. $50/month instead of $300 for Little L’s meds. And that’s just a start.
17. For that price I’d do it even if it weren’t legal.
All joking aside, we’ve saved an inordinate amount of money buying our regular prescriptions in Cananda. It does take a little planning because the U.S. forbids the Canadian pharmacies from shipping medicine overnight. Everything ends up going through more or less regular mail and takes almost two weeks to be processed and shipped. Sometimes there’s even a snafu which causes certain mothers to do insane, and do possibly illegal things, like buying drugs in deserted parking lots. But all in all it’s been a good experience.
Don’t believe me when I say it’s worth it? Visit http://www.pharmacychecker.com, plug in the name of your drug of choice. If it exists in Canada, I guarantee* it’ll be cheaper.
Still have doubts? When I told our pediatrician about our little scam she asked for the website. Now she buys her children’s asthma medication there too. No joke.