Back in the days when I was very much a newbie mom, before C had taken her first steps or uttered her first words, before we knew she had asthma and I’d become an expert in all things cough related, I made the funniest gaff of my parenting career.
It’s a little sad that I peaked so early, but when you go big, it’s hard to top yourself later when you set the bar so high.
My little baby, who looked so small in her big crib, had a cough. And as we all know, you can’t give cough syrup to babies. So, to avoid standing in the shower steam with her all night, I did the next best thing.
I bought her a humidifier for her room.
Well, first I went to the drugstore and stared at the humidifiers in utter consternation.
Do you know how many kinds there are? Do you know how unhelpful drugstore clerks can be?
Hot air, cold air? Fine mist? With Vapo action?
What did I know?
The hot steam one caught my eye, and, assuming that since the shower steam was good, hot steam had to be good too, I snagged it. Plus, it was all serious looking, unlike all the cute animal ones on the shelf next to it, which looked like they clearly were just for show.
I brought the thing home and low and behold, the baby slept and didn’t cough.
The next day I patted myself on the back heartily and congratulated myself on navigating another tricky parenting moment expertly. (I told you I was a newb.)
That night I plugged the humidifier in again and headed to my room for another night of great sleep.
(Who laughed? Was that you in the back? Do you know this story already?)
In the wee hours of the morning the baby screamed. Not a hurt scream, an angry scream. A really, really pissed off baby scream. By the time I got to her room she was back asleep. I shrugged it off and went back to bed.
She screamed again.
I hurried back, wondering what could possibly be wrong. Once again, she was sleeping like an angel.
And then, as I watched her sleep sweetly, breathing in the healing warm steam, I felt it.
SPLAT.
A big, fat, freezing cold drop of water. On my face. That almost made me scream.
I looked up at the ceiling and saw, hundreds of sister drops of water, pearling and gently reflecting the hallway light, just waiting to rain down on my unsuspecting innocent baby.
My hot steam humidifier had turned her room into a rainforest.
She slept in our bed that night and, after cleaning off the ceiling, the next day I returned the humidifier. This time I read the reviews online and got the cutest little frog Crane humidifier. Cool mist. Guaranteed to not turn the nursery into a tropical land.
And now, when I’m at Target or the drugstore and I see a young mom looking at all the options with that confused look on their face, I steer her to the Crane humidifiers. It’s my way of atoning for my first blooper.
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- Laurie Cooper from Guessing all the Way @clueless_mama
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My husband let my 4 month old daughter play with a paper napkin while he was watching her. He turned his head for only a few mins and half the napkin magically disappeared 😉 she ate it! That was a scary one when it came out a few days later 🙁 hoping not to have too many oops moments when # 2 arrives on Halloween!
P.S. What an amazing collection in this bumpbasket!
I remember shutting the front door while waving bye to friends, turned around and couldn’t find toddler. I closed her inbetween storm door and heavy door. She was still waving when I opened it up 10 seconds later LOL
(i’m trying to win for my preggie with twins friend)
my future sister-in-law is due in a week and a half with my future nephew so i’d love to win this to give to her. a funny aunt-ing experience i had recently was when we put out easter eggs for my 2 year old future nephew to find and the dog found half the eggs first.
I am afraid I’ll fall asleep during feedings….really hoping this mommy blooper doesn’t come true! Thanks for the chance to enter!
My son is 14 months old who is in diapers. and my best friend has a 2 year old who is potty trained. The other night my friends husband offered to give the kids a bath. When he got the kids in the bathroom we hear a “oh crap!” We go running in there and there is poop all over the wall! He had forgotten to check my sons diaper before ripping it off! It was the funniest thing EVER!
I was changing my daughter’s diaper and used this spray that I guess irritated her–she felt a burning feeling and she started yelling, “fire! Fire!” and pointed to her diaper! It was hilarious!
I spaced it and didn’t change my babies diaper right before she went to bed, I’m talking her entire bed was sopping wet in the morning and all the way up her back. and apparently I was too tired to change her in the middle of the night 🙁 amypugmire@live.com
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My fiance and I have been raising our nephew and we’re planning on starting on our first after our wedding in August! We’ve had our fair share of pee accients with our nephew. Like when he fell asleep on the couch and we woke him up to use the bathroom before we put him to bed. Although he had just learned how to pee standing up (like a big boy), because he was tired we had him sit down on the toilet seat, but we forgot to remind him to look at where he was pointing and he proceeded to pee all over the bathroom wall facing the toilet.
What an awesome gift basket.
I was changing my daughter on my dresser, and one drawer was slightly open. And, you guessed it, she pooped…in my dresser! Ick!
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tweet on 5/7. amypugmire@live.com
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I let my daughter and her cuzzin go down on the shore and collect seagull feathers. A little while later, when we went to the grocery store, they were very excited to show me the sign they posted on the corner in our neighborhood that said in big letters:
Rock and FATHERS for sale!! and listed our address.
It was pretty funny, but no one bought any fathers that day….
It was funny when my little one saw me using the bathroom one day and asked me “Mommy, where is your peepee?” It never occurred to me that I needed one!
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I entered at Formerly Gracie.
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Left a poop diaper within reach of my 10 month old while trying to hold him still long enough to put the fresh one on…He grabbed the diaper and a fist full of poo {YUCK!}
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I always let my daughter hold our cordless phone while I combed her hair. This was the only thing that would keep her sitting still. One day, the doorbell rang. It was a police officer. He said “Is everything okay, we received a 911 call.” I answered the door holding my 10 mon. old who was still holding the phone! OOOPS!
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It seems everyone of my kids had to use the bathtime for a potty when taking a bath needless to say out they came, tub cleaned and them back in
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We left our son diaperless for a few minutes and he peed on the floor and started clapping. It was the cutest thing ever!
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well I’m pregnant right now and I imagine having labor stuck somewhere.. that’s the blooper i fear the most! Sorry that’s all I have but Im sure many moments are to come!
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Oh we seem to have bloopers all the time! One I remember was putting my now 2.5 year old down for bed and leaving the room. After a few minutes I couldn’t find the dog anywhere. Turns out I had shut him in the nursery with the baby! Oopsies 🙂 Due with my second in just 9 weeks so this would be awesome!
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i totally thought my 3 week old son had thrush…turns out it was just curdled milk on his tongue left over after a feeding! my husband had to come home from work to take us to the pediatrician only for the stuff to be gone from his mouth by the time we got there. my bad!
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With my first child I was young. I didn’t know what the heck I was doing but I was trying really hard. I was changing my newborns diaper (who was only like a week old) and when I took her diaper off I cleaned her well with the diaper wipes and realized that I forgot the diaper in the other room. I yelled for my friend and while waiting my daughter decided to poop again. No where to go but my hand so it wouldn’t go on the couch. It was so gross but at that time I didn’t even know diaper changing pads were even a must have..Learned from my mistakes that is for sure.
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On one of our 1st family day trips, me, fiance and baby went to san Diego. Being a first time mommy, I had bought a HUGE diaper bag stuffed to the max w/anything and everything I could think I might need for the trip.. baby Gio survived the 2 1/2hr car ride w/no problems so I’m thinking wow this is going to be a great day.. I’m one of those moms who talks to there newborn babies as if he will answer, so in the middle of mine and baby gios convo about how great of a baby he is, he decides to spit up… like a lot! All over mommies chest! And because of the vitamins we add to his breastmilk, it looked all green and exorcist-y.. do u think I even thought of bring a change of shirt for me, in my gi-normous Mary poppins diaper bag.. NOPE!! I ended up having to buy one of the hideous tourist shirts and had to wear it all day lol.. now I ALWAYS have a change of shirt for me andfiance. lesson learned!
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My son recently told me he saw a “black-quid” in our garden. I had no idea what he meant until he finally told me he learned about black widow spiders in preschool and was jumbling the words together.
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I am currently expecting so my husband and I don’t have any funny stories…YET. But I can’t WAIT for that first dirty diaper he’ll have to change. I totally envision him being like one of those guys you see on America’s Funniest Home Videos or something with the face mask, gloves, tongs, etc. Trust me, I WILL have the video camera ready! YouTube, here we come!
Look forward to this giveaway! Hope I win!
I have also been tweeting about this giveaway (@katieRUNSthis) and I have also entered the giveaway at Whitney Wingerd’s site (Mommies with Style)!
Keeping my fingers crossed!
My husband called while I was chaning my one year old sons’ diaper. I grabbed my phone, and turned around to find my little man running (and I mean RUNNING) around the house naked as can be! He climbed to the top of his little slide and had a naked dance party. I was quick enough to get it on video for his future wife!
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I’m currently pregnant….I’m just waiting for the moment I forget my child somewhere (I tend to lose just about everything…I’m sure this will be no exception).
Let’s hope not!
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My son is 4 months old and he does spits and blows bubbles constantly! It’s like he’s talking to us when he does it. It cracks me up every single time and never gets old!
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i entered the bump month giveaway at “just Precious” !!!
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blooper moments for me haven’t been too many yet since I don’t have one of my own yet—but I did put handwashing dish soap in the dishwasher one time while babysitting and then go outside to play with the kids. I only came inside when the mom got home and the kitchen was flooded with suds!
I’d love to win this for my friend who’s on bedrest waiting for her baby to make it here safely!
thank you!
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I think the funniest thing that has happened with my 5 month old son is when he had his very first poop! We weren’t expecting it and he seriously had some distance on it.
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I imagine having lots of fun and laughs taking my kids out into the snow for the first time. I want to make sure and take lots of pictures!
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While changing my son’s diaper, I realized I had left the new diaper in the other room. I called for my husband to bring it in (not wanting to leave my son alone). Before he could bring it in, my son did his duty all over the bed.
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When I had just changed my sons diaper, and putting on the new one, he decided he wasn’t done peeing yet and gave me a shot to the face.
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I entered at Savvy Sassy Moms @savvysassymoms.
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I was super excited to hear that I was having a girl, thinking I’d be able to avoid the whole “pee fountain” situations that I’ve only heard described by parents of boys. Until last week… someone informed me that girls can fountain too. I have a feeling this might happen after she makes her appearance in July!
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Nothing supper funny has happened but my 19 month old is constantly getting ahold of my cell phone and even though it’s locked, she manages to get it unlocked and will call random people (all in my address book luckily). It’s like no matter when I put it, she manages to get to it and she is fast at making calls!
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After my 2 year old had a bath, I put him in his pajamas and he was brushing his teeth as I pulled the plug to empty the bath. He leaned over to see what I was doing and fell head first into the bath. He came up soaked, confused, but laughing! It was a very funny moment, but also made me realize how easy a child can fall into a tub or toilet and has made me extra vigilant!
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There are some funny stories here! Unfortunately, mine is more on the blooper/stupid end. I always hide the Easter baskets and one year I hid one of them in the oven. As you may expect from a blooper story, I eventually turned on the oven to heat it up for whatever I was cooking! Luckily I realized what I did within a few minutes. The candy was still edible but a lot of it was in one big lump. Geez!
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My recent funny parenting moment is when my son told me that he was playing pound with our new puppy when he captured her in a laundry basket. I told him that the puppy probably didn’t like playing pound.
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Feeling brain dead when pregnant 🙂
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When my first baby was born, the first thing I said was, “I don’t know how to hold one of these things!”
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Funny story-wow the day my son learn how to crawl out of his crib. We were int he living room and he just walked to us. We were like WHAT? When we headed to the room, he had pulled the drawers out like stairs and climbed down. WOW
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i still remember opening my daughter’s diaper and finding…a dime! oops. thank goodness it came out!
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We thought my son swallowed my engagement ring set(I have 2 rings now wedding band will be the 3rd ring) I looked ALL OVER the house, tore the couch apart, went through the chair, checked the vacuum, checked the trash(3 times). I was at my last resort, Take my toddler son to the doctor for an exam, he had xrays of his stomach done, which came back negative, Doctor said it could have been hidden in his bowels, so I was advised by the doctor to watch for the rings, so I checked his dirty diapers for DAYS, NOTHING, no sign of the rings.
I then go searching through our kitchen and get to the last upper cabinet which is our spice cabinet(thinking there is NO WAY it was in there), there is no way my son could get it up there, I didn’t put it there. I go to the back of the cabinet and behind the cinnamon I found my rings. I was releaved, but then I was upset, I knew I didn’t put them there, and I was blamed for leaving them somewhere and they didn’t mean anything to me and so on.
Well remembering my fiance is a sleepwalker, the only conclusion we came to is that he picked them up off the tray table and put them there for safe keeping. Amazing what the sleep walker will do….
we laugh about it now but it was the most stressful week I have had in a LONG time!!!
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I was giving my oldest son and youngest daughter a bath together. They were playing really nice together and were all clean. I lifted the drain up and the water was sinking down. I handed my son a towel and got him out and I hear this loud shriek from my 2 year old daughter. She is crying her eyes out yelling something, which I couldn’t understand. I try and take her out of the tub but she is grabbing at the drain. Then I hear her say ” Mine went down the drain” She says ” Mommy J has his but mine went down the drain get it, get it.” I was laughing so hard. I guess I should have explained the difference between boys and girls before the bath!
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I was wearing maternity pants with cuffs, which were a little too long. My heel got stuck in the cuff as I walked into a work meeting and i tripped into the table. I know I could have been hurt but I was not, which is why I can laugh about it.
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Holy cow! After reading your rainforest blooper, I’m having a hard time thinking of something funny that I’ve done with Babes…let’s see, there was the poppy bath tub, but every parent gets that at least once, going to the doctors office with no shoes on when Babes had her first ear infection, because everyone knows that your child’s health is way more important than shoes, or maybe mashing up our dinner instead of Babes dinner in a sleep deprived state of making baby food…
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With my first on the way, I can only imagine the bloopers we’ll have!
I had been up late crafting on a Saturday night, and had left my stamps and stamp pads out. The next day we were getting ready to go to church and I walked into the living room and my 2 year old was covered with ink from the stamp pads. Luckily it came right off..well most of it. lol
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My parenting blooper is shameful – much, much worse than yours!!
I was visiting my parents in Oregon during winter with my 10 week old. It was my first time having him in the cold. I had him in a baby carrier (carseat) inside a cafe with a friend. Before we left I needed to change his diaper so I put his blanket over him and went to find the bathroom. Once there I realized there was no place to change him so I thought I’d just wait until I got home. I then went in, clicked the seat into the car, and didn’t realize that he wasn’t actually buckled INTO the seat until I had reached my next destination. I was mortified! Thank God I hadn’t gotten into an accident! *sigh*
I was one of the lucky winners today, but I’m just paranoid that I did something wrong because one of the other participants told me I did… so I’m entering here as a just in case. Otherwise disregard my entry and let me just say a big thanks!!! I’m totally thrilled. 🙂 And now off to nurse my bumpmonth after-party hang-over….
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Everytime I tell my 2 year old not to do something, he tells me , “Shh Mom, baby night night” and acts like the baby is napping. So funny, I can’t help but laugh.
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I just laughed at my daughter for falling down. She didn’t get hurt, but was surprised. I need to control my emotions more, I suppose 🙂
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Hi there!
I am due in August and my baby’s name carries the same vital numbers (in numerology) as her dad. Everybody in the family says he was a young baby that talked a lot and precociously; used to interfere in adult talks and use adult terms and it was hilarious. Once my family is also very talkative, I can totally see us reliving some of his childhood’s funny chats!
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When I saw my 18 months girl wearing my Flat Shoes xD
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Funny moment.. Kenzie likes to sit in her inflatable car (for the pool) in the living room and watch Sesame street. She likes to put her toys in it and climb in and out…
Funny moment.. Kenzie likes to sit in her inflatable car (for the pool) in the living room and watch Sesame street. She likes to put her toys in it and climb in and out…
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My newborn son was half-way through a nursing session when I heard a knock at the door. I had ordered a laptop and I knew that it would be arriving that day, and unfortunately it had to be signed for or it would be taken back to the UPS warehouse. So, I waddled to the door with baby attached to my breast, opened and signed for my laptop. The UPS driver’s face was priceless.
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So yeah….we were at the park and my recently-poddy-trained 3 year old son was riding those metal merry-go-rounds. The kind that the little kids cling to the inside bars on and the Junior High Kids try to spin them fast enough to fall off? Those.
Suddenly I realize the JH boys are ducking and running as a stream of pee is shooting around at odd sprinkler-like whirly-bird patterns. Surely that can’t be…oh my goodness no…That is SO not my son.
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My bloopers were always “leaking” related. I never seemed to be able to time breastfeeding or pumping correctly and I leaked. A LOT! LOL Thanks for the chance, justicecw@hotmail.com
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Mom Blooper: Repeating what my toddler says, back to him to be sure I understood him correctly. Now he does it to me. Constantly. Like every.single.sentence. and drives me insane. What was I thinking???
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When my daughter was little I was so concerned about getting everything we need into the car before a trip… the stroller, blankets, change of clothes, diaper bag, etc. As I drove off I kept thinking I’d forgotten something. Later I found out what it was… I’d driven off with my purse on top of the car! Luckily, someone saw it and got it back to me. 🙂
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Actually the funny moment I just had was debating with my husband on whether we will use regular or cloth diapers in the future. He said “well YOU can use cloth diapers!…” 😉
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I think everyone has forgotten to check the size of the diapers in the diaper bag before they went out. Nothing like a blowout diaper on a baby who wears size 2 now and all you have left is newborn in the bag.
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My daughter had the largest diaper blow out of her life while we were in a department store the smell, look of her face and the fact it was oozing every where combined for a hilarious moment.
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That was hilarious! You’re a great storyteller!
I don’t have a blooper but a funny (not funny at the time). My first daughter was 2 and I went into her room one morning to find her, and her crib (mattress, crib railings and all) covered in her poop! I cleaned her first in the tub and then spent quite some time with a ton of lysol wipes cleaning the crib!
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I was changing my son’s diaper when he was a week old and got both pooped and peed on. Eeek!
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My 5 year old started calling me by my first name. After a few weeks I asked her why she didn’t call me mom. She simply stated “well your name is Amy”. Can’t argue with that.
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I’m pregnant with my first child and can imagine all the funny stories I’ll have to tell once our little girl is talking. Kids say the darndest things!
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hmmmm Ive only been a mom a month but I have become that mom that opts for the photo of her LO peeing into his own mouth vs the one that stops it 😉
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I put our daughter in the tub with me.. I went to scrub my hair and realized she had little number 2’s floating in the tub, I had my eyes closed.. I thought I was scrubbing shampoo, and she had let out gas.. but no, I had a few little visitors the gal back end.
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I havent had my baby but I can only imagine the bloopers I will have. I’m going to be breastfeeding so I’m really hoping I don’t experience any public embarrassment with that!
http://twitter.com/#!/lexphile/status/72807557634334721
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5/24 tweet at http://twitter.com/justicecw/status/73086695054127104
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Major bad parenting blooper. We were walking around the store with our 3 kids and brand new baby. She was in her car seat which was in the cart. For some reason, we both grabbed kids but thought the other had the baby. We all walked out of the store. When we got to the car, oops, my husband went sprinting back into the store. Wow, we both felt so horrible. Got the worst stares for people too. We all went home and took a good long nap. Sleep deprivation is not good.
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The most recent bloopers have been with my hubby and our new baby boy. My husband apparently hasn’t learned that if you leave the baby without a diaper for even a few seconds you’re gonna get pee and poop EVERYWHERE ha ha.
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My 2 year old falling asleep with her arm around 2 puppies on a pile of dirty clothes. Thanks for the giveaway.
http://twitter.com/#!/mkjmc/status/73441721614217216
my son pooped in my face
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http://twitter.com/#!/akritical/status/73476869642661888
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http://twitter.com/#!/zebastyandylan/status/73507835769651200
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5/25 tweet at http://twitter.com/justicecw/status/73515133095260160
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Embarrassing moment that just happened two days ago – My just turned 4 year old and I were grocery shopping. He pointed to someone and said “Mommy he is old.” OMG! I kept on walking until I was out of earshot and explained to him that we don’t say that about people. Most embarrassing part…he was a SHE and she wasn’t that old…maybe late 50s or early 60s. It is funny now, but not at that moment.
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My blooper would be just forgetting that boys are diferent that girls when diapering. I don’t know how many times I’ve been “shot” with a reminder!
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http://twitter.com/#!/lizgiver/status/73836093052686336
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since I am not yet a mommy (due in Oct) I will comment about when I first babysat for a newborn boy… How did I know that you need to cover the parts!? I was 11! So, there I was, changing baby’s diaper, cooing and giggling with the cutie… and he peed all over the wall… FUN! Learned that lesson young! Hope I remember to cover the parts during the nighttime changing of my own little one… (of course, it may be a girl and that comes with it’s own set of rules, too, now doesn’t it!?)
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I entered tech savvy mamas giveaway.
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http://twitter.com/#!/ambabya/status/73886395944550400
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I entered the Savvy Sassy/TechSavvyMama giveaway.
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5/27 tweet at http://twitter.com/justicecw/status/74177091733684224
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http://twitter.com/#!/luvmy_babygio/status/74198773324197890
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http://twitter.com/#!/zebastyandylan/status/74282182771875840
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We are currently TTC, so I don’t have my own baby – yet, but I babysat for friends and gave the brother and sister a bath! The little boy (age 11 months) started peeing on his sister as soon as I put him in the tub. She (age 4) called him a sprinkler!
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I’m having my first baby in July, and she’s already a “spunky” baby in the womb (that’s what I’m calling it :-). I believe she will give us a run for our money, but we couldn’t be more excited.
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http://twitter.com/#!/akritical/status/74519457728442368
I used to take my son to work. One day when I looked down and saw he was gone I started freaking out. Then I remembered my husband was off that day and had the baby.
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just the usual teaching him to pee and it going all over my floor lol
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http://twitter.com/#!/dropastitch/status/74874967338123264
My favorite was when I went to get my daughter her vaccinations, but then I had to go buy her some clothes that fit. So we went to the mall afterward. Well, vaccinations usually affect a baby several hours after they receive them. Right in the middle of the mall, it sounded like I was killing my poor baby!
http://twitter.com/#!/luvmy_babygio/status/75062182848626689
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We nicknamed our daughter “Bean” before we knew if she was a boy or a girl and this is one of my favorite Beanie & Daddy conversations of her mispronouncing bouquet and saying buffet.
Bean: Daddy, would you please throw a buffet at me?
Matt: A buffet? What’s a buffet?
Bean: It’s a fancy word for flowers, Daddy.
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I remember the first time I changed my son’s diaper, and he shot me right in the face because I didn’t know enough to cover him up quickly!
My blooper was when my son asked me from his car seat “Mommy, why did you call that man an apple?” I realized then to shut my mouth when cut off in traffic because I got lucky that he didn’t hear what I really called the guy!
http://twitter.com/#!/SWfamilyGirl/status/75552962348466176
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I was trying to get the breakfast dishes done and my son wanted to be “involved” so I gave him a metal mixing bowl to “wash.” He decided the way to put it down was to throw it (he was about a year old) and so he did…right thru the storm door window! No one was hurt so it was darn funny but I had the “dumb mother” feeling for a long time after that. I’d like to win this for his wife, who’s working on expecting my second grandchild.