I’ve mentioned before how much time I spend in the car with the kids. Between the hour in the morning and the hour in the evening, you’d think that my kids would by now know what I can and can’t do while driving the car. After all, we’ve been doing this for over 5 years now.
And yet, here is a sampling of the things I still have to repeat each and every day.
No, I can’t reach that, my arm isn’t long enough.
No, I cannot read that book, I’m driving the car.
No, I cannot look at your funny face, I’m driving the car.
No, we cannot listen to “I’m a Little Teapot for the 16millionth time.
No, I cannot read that book, I’m driving the car.
I’m sure your picture is beautiful, but I can’t look now, I’m driving the car.
Please stop fighting over that baby doll.
If you don’t stop fighting over that baby doll I’m going to get mad.
Seriously, that baby doll is about to fly out the window.
No, I cannot read that book, I’m driving the car.
No, I can’t reach your book, my arm isn’t long enough.
Yes, I see where your doll fell, but again, my arm just doesn’t reach that far.
I’m happy to read you that book when we get home, but right now I’m driving the car. See? My hands are on the wheel and the trees are flying by.
You cannot have noodles for dinner if you had noodles for lunch. Did you have noodles for lunch?
No, I cannot read that book, I’m driving the car.
One day C will be able to read for real. That day will be amazing; I’ll only have to explain the issue with the length of my arm. Trust me, it’ll be a relief.
LOL!!!! I think I start nearly every sentence with, “No I can’t…” and end nearly every sentence in our car with “…because I’m driving the car” This is just so funny. Somehow I thought it was only ME that felt like a broken record! (wait, what’s a record, mom?)
LOL ~ brings back memories! When we used to be driving back and forth on the interstate to go the kids dentist back in Va.Beach, I used to always miss our exit cuz we were all talking etc ~ and they loved waiting to see if I would miss it once again ~ Ha!
Books on CD saved our road trip from CA to Montana and back.
I checked out about 50 hours worth of stories from the library and there was no bickering!
LOL!!!! I think I start nearly every sentence with, “No I can’t…” and end nearly every sentence in our car with “…because I’m driving the car” This is just so funny. Somehow I thought it was only ME that felt like a broken record! (wait, what’s a record, mom?)
All the things my wife says when she’s driving the car with the little one in the back seat.
LOL ~ brings back memories! When we used to be driving back and forth on the interstate to go the kids dentist back in Va.Beach, I used to always miss our exit cuz we were all talking etc ~ and they loved waiting to see if I would miss it once again ~ Ha!
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