So yesterday I completely copped out and posted some ramblings and a picture of my new shoes. Considering the migraine that had been pummeling me for hours by the time I made it to my computer, it’s kind of miraculous that I was even able to find the computer let alone type a few coherent words. Good thing I didn’t attempt full sentences.
A few very kind souls commented on my super cute new shoes and my gorgeous toes, which leads me to the following somewhat embarrassing confession.
I don’t have gorgeous toes. I have creepy non toenails. I just know how to hide them.
Let me explain…
See this picture? The one I posted yesterday?Gorgeous toes, right?
Wrong.
Look closer:Do you see it yet?
No? Well, I essentially have no toenails.
Really. No joke. Let me show you without nail polish.I know! Gross, right? Be thankful I spared you the close-up of the little toe. Ugh.
Sorry. I hope you weren’t eating. But now that you’ve gotten this far would you like to know how I go from stubby non-toenails to gorgeous peep toe sandal ready feet?
Easy. I paint on fake nails. Very tricky technique I discovered thanks to some very clumsy nail polish application one day. And that’s how I pretend I have gorgeous toes.
But that’s just between you and me. OK? I’d hate for everyone to know my dirty little secret. I mean, don’t you wish you didn’t know?
A new kind of falsies!
Red polish improves everything.
LoL, it’s all good. Your toes are just fine! And the red polish makes them look totally “normal”
You know I love you but I can’t believe you just posted close up pics of your toes! 🙂 (mine are so not ever going to be seen on camera). 🙂
We must be kin!!! I have almost no toenails too plus another weird to thing going on!! LOL
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My toes are VERY much the same! I sympathize!
omg I have the same thing….shhhh dont tell. I think you have totally crossed the line blogging about your feet though
I’ve got the same type of toes and i actually think they’re cute. My boyfriend says that too! Yours are prettier than mine though :p
I do not put nail polish so often because they look unreal and will look so funny if i put only on my nails 😂
Go tiny toes👣
I thought I had the tiniest little toe nail but you beat me to it! I don’t think they’re gross though. Mainly odd.