Friday Flashback – I shall call him Egmos

standard March 27, 2009 3 responses

I’m starting something new called Friday Flashbacks where I’m going to drag you kicking and screaming into my very own archives. What can I say, I’ve recently been delving into my own archives and falling in love with some posts all over again. This one was originally published in January 2008.

The huge green slimy monster skulks in the dark recesses of my brain, taking up precious space, emitting noxious smells. He sits there, not speaking, not moving, just being. That is, until I wake up, then he wakes too, he stretches slowly, oh so slowly, and comes to life. First he moves a long green knuckly finger, the endless horny nail scraping against the spongy floor of my brain. Then the rest of his body creaks to life. He leans forward until the weight of his hideous oozing body is resting on his hands and he painstakingly lumbers to the forefront of my brain where he’ll spend the day commenting on each and every one of my thoughts and actions.

“Oh, give it up, you know you can’t write.”
“No one’s going to read that you know? Why are you bothering?”
“Don’t ask stupid questions, especially when you know the answer.”
“Go on, eat that spoonful of Nutella, it’s not like you’ll ever lose the weight anyway.”
“No one likes you. Deal with it.”
And his personal favorite, the one he falls back on when inspiration fails:
“You suck.” It’s simple, devastating, and to the point.

He is Egmos; The Evil Green Monster of Self-doubt. He is my inner critic. He poisons my days and cripples my self esteem. He makes sure I flounder when I should be swimming with confidence. I hate him, but I’m powerless when faced with his slime covered sneer.

Most days I never let him stir. As soon as that first finger starts to twitch I rev up my mantra spitting machine and I start up my power chant: “I’m smart, I’m pretty, I can do anything I set my mind to.” Soon enough I can get out of bed, shower, and get on with my day. If the mantra isn’t working, I pull on my favorite boots and square my shoulders and I chant louder. Usually that works, but some days I wake up already down; I haven’t slept much, I’ve put on more weight than I care to admit, I remember that my cat is dead, that I live on the other side of the world from my mother and my friends. On those days Egmos is in his favorite spot long before I even make it to the bathroom and by the end of the day I’m a blubbering mess of self pity.

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3 responses

  • Kicking and screaming, I say, “BRING IT ON!”

    Like any good book, if it was worth reading the first time, it’s worth reading again.

    And if Egmos butts in with a comment, just tell her, “Who asked you?!”

    You rock!

  • I love the imagery. I believe I have my own Egmos, but I kill her with meds and a strong dose of logic. I’m so glad I stopped by. I should stop by more often!

  • Like your look.
    Like your everything.
    I miss you.

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