I have this great post to write about something* and how we’re all getting some. I can’t write the word out all the way because if I do I might jinx it and we won’t get it any more and after 16 months of not getting any I was getting very very weary and so now that it’s finally happening I’d hate for it to stop. You know? But it’s been almost a month and I’m finally ready to write about it, or at least I would be if I didn’t have to get back to this other thing that’s taking up all my time.
It’s a little something, a tiny book, you might have heard of it. There’s a girl? And she like totally falls in love with this vampire? And he like totally loves her too? And and there’s also a werewolf? And he also loves the girl? It’s great stuff. People get grounded and go on dates! And there’s kissing!
Well, OK fine, it’s not great literature, but it is a great read. Though I am a little worried that I’m the only girl rooting for the under
dogwolf. I find Edward the Vampire to be unbearably controlling and overbearing. Seriously, I keep wondering when Bella is going to tell him to stuff it so she can go hang out with Jake who doesn’t treat her like an incompetent, immature nincompoop. Is that weird? And is it weird that I’m still reading because I’m really, really hoping that she’s going to do it soon?
Yeah, I thought so. It’s OK though, there’s another book and a half for me to read, I’m sure she’ll give him what for at some point or another. And if she doesn’t, please don’t tell me, I don’t think I’ll be able to take it. Hang in there Jake! You’re Bella is coming soon!
*Would you get your mind out of the gutter? Sleep people, I’m talking about sleep. Sheesh.
Original It’s my life… post.