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Five classes I would definitely have taken

standard April 22, 2008 2 responses

I’ve been tagged for a fun meme by my friend Mah-Meeee, and since I have some serious hang-ups about the schools I went to I’m thrilled to participate. Now, now, don’t get me wrong. I got a great education. Amazing teachers, the whole works, but can we just say that the French education system is not well known for it’s extracurricular activities? Gym took place twice a week for 45 minutes on a packed dirt corner lot. The 45 minutes included the ten minutes it took to get there and the ten minutes it took to come back. Art was optional and took place after school, as did drama. And, ah, that was it really.

I’m pretty sure there was no chess club or any other club for that matter. We were in school from early in the morning to late in the day (5, sometimes 6pm) five and half days a week and we studied the basics: math, science (chemistry, physics, and biology), history, French, English, Spanish (English was my first foreign language, Spanish my second.) , and in 12th grade philosophy. I would have killed for a home ec class. Oh! Oh! And also, all my classes were either an hour or two hours long. Trust me, nothing beats two hours of physics with a masochistic teacher on a Saturday morning. Good times. Good times.

But really, that is neither here nor there. The meme asks what five classes I wish they had taught in school and here are my top choices.

1) Self esteem 101: You Rock! And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
A quick course aimed at boosting your self esteem and getting you to believe that, yes, it really is his loss. Darn it! This class will focus on getting you to realize just how awesome you really are.

2) The world is your oyster 104: If you want it you can have it.
Just because you didn’t study the migration patterns of bees in middle school doesn’t mean that you can’t be an apiculturist if you so choose. This course will show you how to keep learning long after high school, college, or even grad school! Bonus classes will teach that choosing one career path doesn’t mean you can’t change later on down the road.

3) Self creation 102: Be who you want to be.
Don’t like who you are? Don’t want to be the shy mousy girl in the corner? Take this class and reinvent yourself. We can show you the secret to shucking off your shyness* and fear of rejection. OK. Maybe not that last one, but the shy thing for sure.

4) A little self love never hurt anyone. No, not that kind of self love, the other kind.
This short course will teach you the importance of being kind to yourself and of taking care of your needs before the needs of those around you. Especially important for anyone intending to eventually become a parent.

5) How to make millions doing exactly what you want.
You want to sit on your couch all day eating bonbons and watching Charmed reruns all day? Fine. 18 holes of golf six days a week? No problem. Marathon shopping excursions? Why the heck not? This class teaches the secret to making money without having to do any work. Nope, no work at all. Pinkie swear.
What? Wouldn’t you have taken this class? Come on now, be honest!

Wow, that was so much fun I can’t be mean and only tag a few people. You know you want to tell us what your top five classes would have been. Don’t forget to leave a link in the comments! (Unless you want to just tell us in the comments, also totally fine, because you rock, and don’t you let anyone tell you otherwise.)

Oh and have you entered my awesome contest yet? No? Why not?

* Don’t want to be shy any more? It’s easy: just pretend you aren’t shy. I know, it’s corny, but it works. Next time you go to a party just pretend you are super self confident. Chanel that cool girl in the corner. I guarantee that in no time you’ll feel less shy. Eventually it’ll become second nature. You may always be shy inside, but no one will ever know. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.

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  • great post! if any of those classes were available to me, i would have taken all of them. heck, if they are available, i’d take them now!

    you, shy? no….

  • Love it. 🙂

    I would have totally taken a “public speaking won’t kill you” class.

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