From the toddler’s mouth

standard March 18, 2008 2 responses

“Come on kiddo, it’s time to go to sleep.”
“But momma, I need more water!”
“OK. More water, but then dodo. OK?”
“OK. Mommy?”
“Yes baby?”
“Mommy, you clean my room.”
“Uh, no, you can clean your own room tomorrow.”

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“Mama? Where’s the baby dactyl?”
“The what?”
“My baby dactyl! Where’s my baby dactyl?”
“Little L? She’s in her crib. Why are you calling her a baby dactyl?”
“Because you said!”
“Oh! Are you trying to say pterodactyl?”
“Yes! Dactyl!”
“She does sound like a baby pterodactyl, doesn’t she?”
“Uh hun.”

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“Mammy?” C calls as she bursts into the bathroom while I’m in the shower.
“Yes baby?”
“Mmmmsmbllllrrlgllg.”
“Hold on sweetie, I can’t hear a thing you’re saying.” I say as I push open the door. “What did you want?” C stops in her tracks and stares. Then she shakes her head, points, and screams:
“BOOBIES! BOOBIES FOR LITTLE L!” and runs out of the bathroom.

Such an innocent cutie.
No?

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