“Wow! You sure don’t look like you’re having a baby in less than 5 weeks!”

“Your belly is so small! You sure don’t look 8 months pregnant!”

“My other co-worker who’s due a month after you is so much bigger than you!”

If I had any balls I’d respond “My belly is big, it’s my monstrous I cup boobs that make it seem tiny. See if I squish ’em together like this my stomach looks the right size!”

My kingdom for cute perky normal sized boobs, if only so people would realize just how pregnant I am.

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Don’t you wish you could have just handed them this?

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