I spent the afternoon at Labor & Deliver with my very pregnant co-worker and friend whose body was trying valiantly to get some real contractions going. After monitoring her for an hour and a half the nurse reluctantly sent us home. When my friend asked if she could go eat a hamburger the nurse wasn’t so reluctant any more. “When you no longer feel like eating burgers, then you should come back” she joked.
We headed to Max’s and proceeded to eat everything in sight. Our greediness extended itself all the way to desert when we gleefully ordered a banana split. The menu recommended that two people share the monstrosity, the four of us thought we were golden. Until the beast arrived…
Honest there was a banana under all that!
If that doesn’t get that baby out, I really don’t know what will.