Tonight I’m giving my wife a break from her blog. Actually she loves to blog. I just took over the computer. I don’t know why, but she seems to think it’s a good idea to give me full editorial control of her blog when she’s not looking. I could post pictures of naked people. I could tell embarrassing stories… Heck, I could even reveal the her deepest darkest secret! HAHAHAHAH
But I won’t. Unfortunately she won’t tell me her deepest darkest secret. I think it has something to do with Peeps and Good Housekeeping magazine and her unquenchable desire for chocolate covered gummy bears.
For those who don’t know, I have had the pleasure to live with your favorite blogger for over five (she’s yelling seven) years. I’ve been married to her (oh god let me get this right or else I’ll be in big trouble) four years. So by now I know her pretty well.
So let me tell you a little secret. Everything she tells you on here about me… it’s absolutely true. Everything from the “plunger” incident to my dream of become the next great didgeridoo phenomenon.
Actually, since I don’t read her blog it’s hard for me to know what she has said about me. All I do know is that she is amazing. I hope all you cyberfans out there appreciate the deep, insightful and funny person that my wife is. [Ok maybe I am trying to get laid… but all that other stuff is true]
Until next time…
[by the way M stands for… My studly super good looking, extremely helpful, supportive, strong and funny husband]