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Welcome to your 30s

standard July 22, 2006 1 response

To be fair, the 30s feel a whole lot like the 20s. Except, you know, the heat… oh wait, that has nothing to do with my age… (106F this morning, not exactly normal for the San Francisco Bay Area…)

In the absence of any great age induced wisdom I will share with you some truths that have become apparent:
– If you KNOW you are going to get your period in the comming days, you can be GUARANTEED that it will only arrive in the half hour stretch when you forgot to wear some type of girly hygene product.

– My daycare provider is actually a miracle worker. C has been in my care for two work days and has no fewer than THREE bruises on her face. Seems that this walking business is actually pretty dangerous.

– Your cat will snub you all through the cold winter months when the heat wasn’t working, but the instant the thermostat hits 90F and keeps climbing he will HAVE to sleep snuggly in your arms all night.

– Teaching your child sign language to help her communicate with you before she can talk will not in fact help you understand what she wants. Instead you will be mystified when she signs “milk” to you while saying Bubububu in the middle of Kohls.

– Despite studying for the Bar like a madman. M still somehow can find the time to…
buy me the most awsomest new laptop for my birthday. (and you thought I was going to say soem disparaging remark!)

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  • Happy Birthday J! So bummed that I’m not going out with you guys tonight instead of going to my hs reunion..Ugh..What will I even talk about with these people?? Yay for a new laptop!!

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